How to tell someone that you love him/her

• You: I've got something very important to tell you.
• Your crush: What is it?
• You: I love you. And, by the way, I'm Batman.
• Your crush: What?
• You: I'm Batman
• Your crush: What I meant...
• You: Yes, yes, I know it can be pretty shocking, but I'm Batman.
• Your crush: But... but...
• You: Gotta go! Gotham City needs me!
• Your crush: ...